Here we go. My first real contribution to the blog (excluding, of course, the generous gift of my presence). The self-portrait aspects of the design aren't anything shockingly profound ("my soul is cold like titanium," etc.), but I feel like I included enough so that the privileged few who I've allowed to get to know me might recognize and smirk cynically at my attempts at self-referential asshattery. I'll let you guys guess at what certain choices might mean about me because I just burned most of my word budget on unnecessarily wordy snark. Enjoy. Or don't.
